Crap job, no money, debt, tomcat regularly pissing on the kitchen floor where you step in it when you switch the kettle on, OCD afflicted spouse, attacked by albatrosses on a regular basis?
(Not all of the above may apply)
I just had to look at this work of genius on B3TA to make me a happy fluffy bunny.
Linky thang: http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/animal_suicides/
Oh yeah, click on der piccie to make it work. You know you want to.
And another one. Making a slow day at work bearable.